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Okay so every now and then I get this urge to be a complete asshole and tell people what they should listen to. I have a very eclectic taste in music, I love metal, but I also love ambient, indie, electronica, even some pop and rap. If it’s good, different, and performed with passion, I will probably like it (unless it’s fucking country music). This is why I like metal so much, and have a strong desire to share good metal with others.
So, without further ado, I present my top 15 metal albums of 2008. These are not reviews, they are recommendations. By all means, download this music, but if you enjoy any of these fantastic albums, please go out and buy them. Metal artists need to get paid for their work. Disagree if you like, but I’m sure if you think about it you’ll realize that you are an idiot and are wrong for doing so.
Weighing in at number 15:
2008 Rise Records.
Best Tracks: Liberation of a Giant, To Dismantle the Architect, The Glorious Fall
Next, at 14th:
Ayreon – 01011001
2008 Inside Out Records
Best Tracks: Age of Shadows/We Are Forever, E=MC2, Beneath The Waves
13th
Arsis – We Are The Nightmare
2008 Nuclear Blast
Best Tracks: We Are The Nightmare, Servants to the Night, My Oath to Madness
12th
Amon Amarth – Twilight of The Thunder God
2008 Metal Blade
11th
Coldworker – Rotting Paradise
2008 Relapse Records
Best Tracks: Citizens of the Cyclopean Maze, The Black Dog Syndrome, I Am The Doorway
Cracking the top 10 with:
2008 Red Stream Inc.
Fans of absolutely insane symphonic black metal tomfoolery will have a collective orgasm upon listening to this 6 song LP. Mirrorthrone is a one man avant-garde metal project from the french speaking part of Switzerland. Apparently the french Swiss believe that piano is the most metal instrument there is, and Vladimir of Mirrorthrone has set out to prove this to the world. He’s made a believer out of me. Sharp, swirling arrangements accompanied by dancing piano and eclectic guitar. Don’t think it’s all pretty and light though, as the ferocious chunks of black metal gnash their yellow teeth throughout, battling harpsichord, string, and other symphonic textures. A nearly flawless record.
Best Tracks: No One By My Side, So Frail, Dismay
9th
Lair of the Minotaur – War Metal Battle Master
2008 Southern Lord
Best Tracks: War Metal Battle Master, When The Ice Giants Slayed All, Assassins of The Cursed Mist.
8th
Ihsahn – angL
2008 Candlelight Records
Best Tracks: Misanthrope, Scarab, Alchemist
7th
2008 SPV
Best Tracks: This Day Belongs To Me, The Greatest Of All Lies, Entering The Hall Of The Slain
6th
Bloodbath – The Fathomless Mastery
2008 Peaceville Records
Best Tracks: At The Behest Of Their Death, Mock The Cross, Slaughtering The Will To Live
GETTING DOWN TO THE TOP 5, WITH:
5th
Wetnurse – Invisible City
2008 Seventh Rule
In all seriousness though, this band defies description, unless you take that description and twist it about until it fits in a bizarre metaphor. That’s the kind of delightful insanity that Wetnurse causes on Invisible City. Schizophrenic, daring, and very, very sexy.
Best Tracks: Conversations With The Moon, Not Your Choice, Slow Your Spell Missi Hell
4th
Cult of Luna – Eternal Kingdom
2008 Earache
Best Tracks: Owlwood, The Great Migration, Ghost Trail
3rd
Bison B.C – Quiet Earth
2008 Metal Blade
Oh yeah, and they’re guitar player’s name is Dan And. Ha.
Best Tracks: Wendigo Pt.1 (Quest For Fire), These Are My Dress Clothes, Primal Emptiness of Outer Space
2nd
Opeth – Watershed
2008 Roadrunner Records
Best Tracks: Heir Fuckin’ Apparent, The Lotus Eater, Porcelain Heart
AND FINALLY,
THE NUMBER ONE METAL ALBUM OF 2008:
Gojira – The Way Of All Flesh
2008 Prosthetic Records
Best Tracks: Oroborus, The Art Of Dying, Wolf Down The Earth
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Eluveite – Slania
Cancer Bats – Hail Destroyer
Textures – Silhouettes
The Sword – Gods Of The Earth
Meshuggah – obZen (I’ve never seen what’s so great about Meshuggah. Sure, they’re good, but I don’t know why they get fellated by everybody)
Kataklysm – Prevail
Scar Symmetry – Holographic Universe
Krisiun – Southern Storm
Enslaved – Vertebrae
Six Feet Under – Death Rituals
Boris – Smile
Cavalera Conspiracy – Inflikted (I don’t think anyone expected that to be as good as it was)
AND THAT, MY GOOD CHAPS AND CHAPETTES, WRAPS UP 2008 IN METAL. STAY TUNED FOR THE TOP 15 ALBUMS OF 2008 THAT AREN’T METAL. CRAZY? POSSIBLY. OUTRAGEOUS? LIKELY. FRISKY? DEFINITELY.
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